Meeting Prophots of Bernies Coffee Empire

June 3rd, 2024 - A Day That Will Be Remembered Forever

Today, the CEO of Bernies Coffee Empire, Bernie himself, held a meeting with his top executives to discuss the company's latest profits. Or lack thereof.

As it turns out, the company is still struggling to make ends meet, despite the empire's vast holdings of mediocre coffee beans.

When asked about the state of the company, Bernie was quoted as saying, "We're not doing great, but we're not doing terrible. Yet."

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