The Stapler Incident of 2022-02-01 was a pivotal event in the history of our company. It started when our well-meaning but hapless intern, Bob, decided to "improve" the office stapler collection by gluing them all together with hot glue. The result was a stapler monolith, which promptly caused the ceiling to cave in.
Several meetings were held to discuss the incident, with many heated debates about the merits of stapler consolidation. In the end, we decided to revert back to the old system, but with added safety measures to prevent similar incidents in the future.
On 2022-02-01, at 9:47 AM, the stapler incident occurred. Bob, our intrepid intern, had been tasked with organizing the office supply cabinet. In a misguided attempt to "streamline" the stapler collection, he applied an excessive amount of hot glue to the staplers, causing them to merge into a single, immovable entity.
The resulting stapler monolith was approximately 5 feet tall and 3 feet wide. It took several hours to remove, and several employees were left traumatized by the experience.
As a result, we have implemented new safety protocols, including a strict "No Glue" policy and a revised supply cabinet layout to prevent such incidents in the future.
We recommend that all employees be aware of the dangers of unmonitored glue usage in the office. We also recommend a thorough review of our supply cabinet layout to ensure that such incidents do not recur.