Transfiguration Tactics

A comprehensive guide to turning your enemies into useful household items.

Spells

Tips

Remember: a well-placed careful-with-the-Furniture-Police warning can save you from a world of trouble.

Disclaimer

This website is not responsible for any accidents caused by poorly executed transfigurations. You are on your own.

This page is part of the "Meeting Sorcerer" series, a collection of absurd, humorous takes on fantasy tropes and settings. The "Transfiguration Tactics" page serves as a guide to turning enemies into household items, complete with a selection of spells and tips for the aspiring sorcerer.