Consume an entire bottle of water in one sitting. The meeting will be so confused by your sudden hydration that they'll never know what hit 'em.
Learn moreMeet someone's eye for an uncomfortably long time, daring them to blink. They'll never know when to look away.
Learn moreTreat every meeting like you're stuck in a bad relationship - pretend to listen, but really you're planning your escape. Bonus points if you make eye contact with a "I'm listening" expression.
Learn moreClaim to have an emergency meeting with someone important, then spend 20 minutes scrolling through Twitter.
Learn moreUse buzzwords like "synergy", "disrupt", and "thought leader" in every sentence. They'll never know what you're talking about, but it sounds so convincing!
Learn moreAddress your colleagues by their first names, then spend 20 minutes explaining how you know each other.
Learn moreStart talking about something else entirely, like your fantasy football league, and then "accidentally" glance at your watch.
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