MEETING TAKOVER

A gathering of minds, a takeover of time.

Today's agenda includes, but is not limited to:

• 11:00 - Arrival and awkward small talk
• 11:30 - The presentation of the quarterly earnings report
• 12:30 - Lunchtime, during which the CEO will eat all the donuts
• 1:30 - The meeting will be reconvened, because the CEO still has questions
• 3:00 - The team will be tasked with a "synergy-building" exercise
• 4:00 - The meeting will adjourn, but everyone will just go back to work

Snacks include, but are not limited to:

• Freshly baked cookies
• Stale coffee
• Overpriced energy drinks
• Unmarked, unidentifiable meat products

Today's presentation includes, but is not limited to:

• "The Future of Meetings" by Bob from Accounting
• "Why We're All Terrible at Our Jobs" by Karen from HR
• "The Importance of Properly Calibrating Your Thermostat" by Dave from IT