CEO Sweating
As you may have noticed, our CEO has been experiencing a bit of a nervous breakdown lately.
It seems he's been having trouble sleeping, and has started to develop a rather... interesting... relationship with a certain brand of deodorant.
- Symptoms:
- Excessive sweating
- Uncontrollable crying fits
- Unexplained absences from the office
- Unrelenting fear of PowerPoint presentations
We are currently seeking a team of highly trained professionals to assist in the CEO's recovery.
Qualifications:
- Extensive experience in stress management
- Strong stomach for handling awkward situations
- Ability to maintain a poker face in the face of existential crisis
- Fluency in "I'm Fine, Thanks" language