Sock Ecosystem: A 2000-Style Guide

In the year 2000, the sock ecosystem was in a state of flux. With the rise of the internet, people began to wear socks that said things like "I'm with Stupid" or "Socks are like, my thing". But little did they know, a new force was emerging: the sock puppet.

Types of Socks

1. Sock Puppets - These were the first sign of a new era in sock evolution. They were like, totally in your face, man.

2. Silly Socks - These socks were like, whoa. They had cartoon characters, funny phrases, and even made you feel like a total dweeb.

3. Nerd Socks - For the techies out there, these socks were like, totally on point. They had equations and circuit boards printed on them, and you could totally rock them with your acid-washed jeans.

4. Retro Socks - These were like, the OGs of socks. They had old-school graphics and were totally tubular.

5. Sock Hats - Because, why not? They were like, totally practical, man.