Meeting Minutes - 2019-02-01

Decide on the fate of humanity, again.

Agenda Items

1. The Robot Uprising 2. The Future of Socks 3. The Meritocracy of Coffee

Decisions Made

1. Declare global thermonuclear war on all who refuse to wear matching socks 2. Mandate a daily minimum of three cups of coffee per employee 3. Appoint a Supreme Leader for the next 100 years

And so, the fate of humanity is sealed once more.

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