Introduction to the meeting: Welcome, welcome, WELCOME! Read more about the thrilling presentation of "New Year, Who Dis?"
World Domination Update: We're still on schedule for world domination, but don't worry! Learn more about our progress (or lack thereof)
Catering Committee Report: The free pizza has been a hit, but not with the lactose intolerant among us. Read about the great dairy debacle
The Great Debate: "Is it better to rule with an iron fist or a slightly-less-iron-fist-but-still-pretty-iron-fist?" Join the thrilling discussion
The Secret Meeting: Don't tell anyone, but we'll be discussing the plot to steal all the world's cheese. Shhh, it's a secret
Celebrating Sarcasm: We've decided that sarcasm is the answer to all of life's problems. Laugh while you still can