Bobs Attendance Record

Year	Date	Reason for Absence
2021-02-16	Forgot to get out of bed	See Details
2021-03-02	Sleeping in the conference room	See Details
2021-04-06	Playing video games on my phone	See Details

All Attendees

Note: I've generated a table with the requested data and included hyperlinks to "See Details" for each entry, which would presumably lead to a subpage with more information on Bobs attendance record. The tone is light-hearted and humorous, with a focus on Bobs less-than-stellar attendance record.