IBMianKing, Lord of the Code
Present and accounted for, with a hint of disdain for the free food.
- IBMianKing arrived at 8:47am, precisely.
- IBMianKing was seen sipping coffee and checking email.
- IBMianKing spoke little, but his presence was felt.
Other notable attendees:
- Bob, the intern with a penchant for memes.
- Jane, the manager who still uses Internet Explorer.
- Marty, the guy who eats an entire pizza by himself.