Meeting with Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Esq.
January 15, 2021
Meeting Objective:
Discuss the merits of replacing our current coffee machine with a more... expensive one.
- Pros:
- Will make the office smell like a more exotic flower.
- Will cost an arm and a leg, but hey, that's what our investors are for!
- Cons:
- Will break down within a week, but who needs reliability, anyway?
- Will require frequent filter replacements, which will inevitably ruin the carpet!