Attendees:
- John Doe (CEO)
- Jane Smith (CFO)
- Jim Brown (CMO)
Objective:
Address the impending doom that is the company's quarterly earnings report.
Key Points:
- We are all going to die.
- The market is tanking.
- The coffee machine is broken.
Decisions:
- Send out a company-wide email explaining that we're all doomed.
- Implement a new policy where employees can only use the coffee machine during leap years.
- Hire a team of highly trained crisis management specialists to deal with the impending apocalypse.
Note to self: Remember to water the office plants. They're looking a bit wilted.
Also, does anyone know where we put the other coffee machine?
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