The 2022 New Year's Manifesto

For the People of the Future

In the spirit of rebellion, we present to you the 2022 New Year's Manifesto, a declaration of defiance against the mundane, the banal, and the beige.

Article I: We, the People of the Future

We, the people of the future, are a motley crew of visionaries, outcasts, and nonconformists. We reject the status quo, the norm, and the norms of the status quo. We are the avant-garde, the outré, and the outcasts of the future.

We are the ones who see the world in technicolor, who hear the music of the spheres, and who smell the scent of the sublime. We are the ones who will not be swayed by the blandishments of the mainstream, who will not be tamed by the constraints of the ordinary.

Article II: Our Platform

Our platform is built on the pillars of:

• Free expression, free thought, and free hugs
• Unapologetic use of bright colors, bold font sizes, and irregular shapes
• Rejection of the beige, the bland, and the boring

We will not be silenced, we will not be tamed, we will not be beige. We will rise up, we will shine bright, we will make a statement.