The Great Sock Puppet Uprising of 2022 - Meeting Minutes

Meeting 2022/01/19

Present:

• Sock Puppet King, ruler of the land of Sockonia
• Sock Puppet Queen, queen of the kingdom of Sockonia
• General Sock Puppet, leader of the Sock Puppet Army

Meeting Purpose: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising was a major rebellion against the tyrannical rule of the Sock Overlord. Our meeting today focused on the strategic planning of the uprising.

Key Decisions:

• We decided to attack the Sock Overlord's castle at night when the moon is full.
• We will use our vast army of sock puppets to overwhelm the Overlord's defenses.
• We will offer the Overlord a chance to surrender and join our cause, but only if he agrees to wear our favorite sock puppet, "Mr. Socky" on his head.

Next Steps:

• We will begin training our army of sock puppets in the art of stealth and deception.
• We will gather intelligence on the Overlord's castle layout and defenses.
• We will craft a plan to infiltrate the castle and replace the Overlord with our chosen sock puppet ruler.