The Great Pizza Topping Coup: A Meeting for the Ages
Presented by the Union of Pizza Enthusiasts (UPE)
Meeting Minutes for the day 2022-01-21
Chairperson, Bob the Pizza King, called the meeting to order at 10:00 AM sharp.
He began by declaring that the current topping selection was a travesty and that change was needed.
Resolution 1: Pepperoni is hereby declared the official topping of UPE.
Resolution 2: Anchovies shall be banned from all UPE gatherings.
Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned at 11:30 AM with great fanfare and a full stomach.