Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and 4 others (who didn't RSVP but showed up anyway)
Decided: To have pizza for lunch. Because, reasons.
Next Steps:
- John: Will investigate why the copier is jammed again.
- Jane: Will make a spreadsheet to track who ate the last of the office supplies.
- Bob: Will attempt to fix the coffee machine, again.
- Alice: Will call the IT department to complain about the air conditioning.
Action Items:
- John: Send out a company-wide email announcing the new " Casual Friday" policy.
- Jane: Organize the "Best of the 90s" party for the marketing department.
- Bob: Create a flowchart to explain the org chart.
- Alice: Start a petition to get Fridays off for "Wellness Days".
Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned at 3:45 PM, with the exception of John, who stayed behind to "recharge" in the supply closet.