MEETING MINUTES - JANUARY 1, 2024

Attendees: Bob, Joe, Alice, and a ghost in the machine.

Objective: Discuss the end of the world.

Action Items:

• Build a time machine to prevent 2024.
• Call the government to ask them what they're doing wrong.
• Have a snack break.

Decisions:

• That's it.
• We're all doomed.

Next Steps:

• Wait for it.
• Send out a mass email to everyone we know, telling them to panic.

Adjournment:

• We adjourned at 3:00 PM, with no clear idea of what the future holds.

Adjournment Discussion The Adjournment: A Tea Party