Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

Today's Agenda:

1. Buy 10,000 rubber chickens for the break room.
2. Decide on the meaning of life.
3. Order pizza for lunch.

Action Items

Next Meeting: The Meeting That Will Never Happen

Disclaimer: All decisions made here are binding and irreversible.

Fineprint: This meeting will never actually happen and all actions taken here are just for fun.