In a shocking turn of events, the team's beloved pineapple pizza topping was deemed "too tropical" for the meeting agenda. The discussion quickly devolved into a heated debate over the proper application of the term "fruitcake."
A contentious presentation was given by the CEO, who insisted the term "pineapple" was merely a euphemism for "burnt offerings."
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