MEETING OF THE MINDS

Welcome to the most productive meeting of the year! We're glad you're here to waste an hour of your life in a conference room.

Agenda:

• Keynote Speaker: A Man Who Will Probably Talk About PowerPoint
• Workshop 1: The Art of Napping During Meetings
• Lunch: A Free Buffet of Unfulfilling Options
• Panel Discussion: "Why Did We Even Bother?"
• Networking: Because Nobody Really Likes You Anyway

Speakers:

• John: The Man Who Will Probably Talk About Himself
• Mike: The Man Who Actually Knows Something But Won't Tell You
• Mary: The Woman Who Will Probably Just Read From a PowerPoint