Adjournment Plan for the Meeting of the Century

Because we've had it up to here with meetings that never end

We've decided to shake things up with an adjournment plan that's anything but standard. Phase 1: Pretend to Care prophets of doom foretell of a world where we'll never make eye contact, and yet we still manage to nod enthusiastically at each other for 2 hours straight.

Phase 2: The Great Hallway Chat prophetsประก of doom foretell of a world where the copier room becomes the social hub, and the air grows thick with the scent of stale coffee and yesterday's gossip.

Phase 3: The Unholy Union of Powerpoints prophetsประก of doom foretell of a world where we'll present our findings in a PowerPoint presentation that's more confusing than an Escher print, but somehow still manages prophets