According to our completely-not-made-up policy, meetings can be adjourned at any time, for any reason, or no reason at all. It's like a meeting ninja: you can strike at any moment, leaving all your attendees bewildered and confused.
But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our Adjournment Procedures page has all the details on how to properly disrupt your meeting, including:
- The art of the sudden, unexpected adjournment
- The science of making it look like you meant to do it all along
- The philosophy of making everyone hate each other
And if you're feeling extra sneaky, check out our Adjournment Post-Meeting Procedures page for tips on how to cover your tracks and pretend like nothing happened.
But remember, folks: adjournment is not just a power move, it's an art form. Practice your skills, and you'll be the meeting-ninja of your dreams!