It's been weeks, months, years, or possibly centuries since we last met. We've tried to schedule a meeting, but our adjournment has become the de facto standard. Don't get us wrong, we're not lazy, we're just... flexible in our approach.
Our adjournment is not just a way of life, it's a way of being. A way of being so flexible, that we've managed to turn a 10-minute meeting into a 10-year odyssey.