Stapler Woes: A Meeting of the Unrelenting

Today's agenda: 0930-1015, 0930-1000, 0930-0945, 0930-0950, 1000-1005, 1005-1015

Discussion topics:

• The stapler jamming incident of 2022
• The ethics of stapling during a meeting
• The importance of proper stapler maintenance

Bonus discussion: The Art of Unjamming a Stapler

Wrap-up: The Stapler Woes Resolution Committee Report