Today's agenda: 1003. Topic 3: "Is pineapple on pizza an affront to humanity?"
The motion to ban pineapple on pizza was tabled due to lack of quorum.
However, we still need to address the elephant in the room: is it really that bad?
Let's hear from both sides:
We, the people who have spent years honing their pizza-making skills, will not stand idly by while our beloved pies are besmirched by the sweetness of pineapple.
It's a travesty, a catastrophe, a culinary abomination.
Have you ever tried combining the sweetness of pineapple with the savory delight of melted mozzarella?
It's a match made in heaven.
We invite you, the brave and the curious, to share your thoughts and opinions in the comments below.
But be warned: we may or may not tolerate your dissenting opinions.