10am Agenda Items: The Morning Madness
1. Review of Last Night's Pizza Consumption: Did we hit our carb limit?
2. Meeting with Bob to discuss the new coffee machine, which is clearly a distraction.
3. Review of the week's progress on the "World Domination" project
11am Agenda Items: The Morning Madness Continues
5. Discuss the merits of a 4-day workweek
6.
Review of our secret underground bunker's maintenance schedule
12pm Agenda Items: The Afternoon Aisle