10am Agenda

10:00-10:15am: Coffee and Mumbling

Discuss the meaning of life with Bob from Accounting, who will inevitably dominate the conversation.

Stumble upon a mysterious coffee stain on the conference table, sparking a heated debate about whose responsibility it is.

Make awkward small talk with Karen from HR, who is secretly a professional snail trainer.

Prophesize the Future of 10am Meetings

10:15-10:30am: Agenda Item 1

Sub Agenda Item 1.1: The Great Paperclip Debate

Argue the merits of paperclips as a viable office supply option.

Consider the environmental impact of excessive paperclip usage.

Vote on whether to keep or discard paperclips.

Review and Revise the Paperclip Policy