Today's Meeting Agenda

Section 1: Important Business (1100-1150)

1100-1120: Welcome and Introductions Discuss the Apocalypse

1120-1130: Review of Last Week's Minutes Address the Elephant in the Room

Section 2: Unimportant Business (1130-1200)

1130-1150: Coffee Break Discuss the Merits of Procrastination

1150-1200: Wrap-up and Adjourn Schedule the Next Meeting to Never Happen