16:00-17:00 - THE AGENDA OF CHAOS

Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life in 30 minutes or less.

Presented by: Philosopher-in-Residence

Location: The Conference Room of Despair

Item 2: Eat all the donuts.

Presented by: The Donut King

Location: The Donut Shop of Dreams

Item 3: Take a 10-minute break to stare at the wall.

Presented by: The Stare-ographer

Location: The Wall of Shame

Agenda subject to change. Probably.

See also:

The Agenda of Madness

The Agenda of Calm