Next Week's Schedule: Because You Clearly Can't Remember

Here is what's happening next week, for the sake of your sanity:

• Monday: The Day the Coffee Runs Out
• Tuesday: The Day the Meetings Start Early
• Wednesday: The Day the IT Guy Takes Over
• Thursday: The Day the Coffee Machine Breaks
• Friday: The Day the Weekend Feels Like an Eternity

Also, don't forget:

• The Birthday Party for Bob in the Break Room
• The Committee Meeting to Discuss Why We're Not Getting Any Work Done