Today's Decisions - 2022-03-03 14:00
Decisions made in the name of progress and questionable judgment.
Item 1:
Approve "The Great Cookie Heist" project, because cookies are the key to happiness.
Celebrate our success with cookies!
Item 2:
Declare "The Meeting Coffee Machine" a national treasure, and install one in the conference room.
Review meeting minutes for further details.
Item 3:
Create a new "Department of Unimportant Meetings", because why not?
Get bogged down in paperwork.