It's 10:30 AM and still no coffee in sight. Someone's been had.
We're starting the meeting with a review of last week's existential crisis. John's still grappling with the concept of "nowhere to be foundประก
Next up, a debate on the meaninglessness of life. We'll explore the futility of human existence and why we're all just floating around in space.
After the debate, we'll take a 15-minute break for caffeine. Because, you know, we're all just a bunch of zombies.