Today's agenda is a special one. We'll be discussing the existential threat of the Fjord of Doom, a mystical realm of eternal darkness that threatens to engulf our dimension.
Read the minutes of the last meeting.
Proceed to the next topic: "The Sudden Appearance of Socks in the Break Room".
The cafeteria will be serving a special brand of interdimensional nachos today.
1. Develop contingency plan for Fjord of Doom.
2. Investigate reports of socks disappearing in the break room.