Top Priority Items

1. Take over the world. Seriously, this is the plan.

2. Implement a new world order with us as the ruling class.

3. Develop a system for efficient mind control.

4. Create a new currency, the "Borg Buck".

5. Establish a network of secret underground bunkers for emergency meetings.

Other Business

1. Discuss the new coffee machine in the break room.

2. Decide on the theme for the annual company picnic.

3. Vote on whether to have a " Casual Monday" or a "Casual Friday".

4. Review the company credit card statements.

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