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• Item 1: The Great Pizza Heist

  This item will be discussed for approximately 3 minutes before being tabled due to lack of interest.

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• Item 2: The prophets of old

  A discussion on the ancient arts of predicting coffee mug sizes and crop rotation schedules.

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• Item 3: New employee orientation

  A 4-hour presentation on the company handbook, including but not limited to: "do not eat the stapler" and "do not touch the CEO's stapler."

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