Meeting Minutes - 2023-03-01: Steal-Pizza-from-John's-Desk Risk Assessment

Agenda Item: Steal Pizza from John's Desk

The team gathered to discuss the risks of pilfering a slice (or three) from John's desk.

Key Risks:

• Reprisal from John
• Discovery by HR
• Unintended consequences (e.g., food poisoning)

Recommendations:

We recommend mitigating the risks by:

• Covering our tracks
• Setting up an alibi
• Hiring a lawyer

Next Steps:

Move forward with the heist, but with caution.