Meeting Minutes - 2023-03-01: Steal-Pizza-from-John's-Desk Risk Assessment
Agenda Item: Steal Pizza from John's Desk
The team gathered to discuss the risks of pilfering a slice (or three) from John's desk.
Key Risks:
- Reprisal from John
- Discovery by HR
- Unintended consequences (e.g., food poisoning)
Recommendations:
We recommend mitigating the risks by:
- Covering our tracks
- Setting up an alibi
- Hiring a lawyer
Next Steps:
Move forward with the heist, but with caution.