AGENDA ITEM 60: THE INVENTION OF THE FABRICATED FISHING POLE

Presented by: Bob, the self-proclaimed genius

Summary: 15-minute presentation, 30-minute Q&A. Don't bother asking for the patent, it's already been sold to Google for a gazillion dollars.

AGENDA ITEM 61: THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE FANCY FANCY FANCY | AGENDA ITEM 62: THE DISCLOSURE OF THE SECRET TO MAKING PIZZA IN A BLANKET

AGENDA ITEM 62: THE DISCLOSURE OF THE SECRET TO MAKING PIZZA IN A BLANKET

Presented by: Jane, the pizza aficionado

Summary: 45-minute presentation, 30-minute Q&A. Don't bother asking for the secret, it's already been tattooed on our faces.

AGENDA ITEM 63: THE INNOVATION OF THE INFLATABLE PIZZA BOX | AGENDA ITEM 65: THE DISASTER OF THE DEFROSTED TURKEY