MEETING AGENDA

9:00 - Arrival and Panic

Everyone is late, naturally.

• 10:00 - Introduction to existential dread
• 10:15 - Review of the meeting's purpose
• 10:30 - Q&A, aka the never-ending cycle of confusion and despair
• 10:45 - The Pointless Break
• 11:00 - The never-ending discussion of who ate the last donut
• 11:15 - The inevitable argument over whose turn it is to present
• 11:30 - The final, desperate attempt to wrap things up before lunch

11:30 - Lunchtime

A time to forget all about the meeting, and the existential dread, and the donut.

See the Meeting Minutes (if you dare)