Meeting Agenda 90
- 09:00 - 09:15: Introduction to the art of doing absolutely nothing.
- 09:15 - 10:00: Break. Please do not discuss the impending doom of our company's financial situation.
- 10:00 - 11:00: Discuss the merits of our current coffee machine.
- 11:00 - 12:00: Lunch. We will be eating the same stale crackers we've been eating for the past 3 months.
- 12:00 - 13:00: Debate the best ways to procrastinate while appearing productive.
- Notes
Remember: All times are approximate. The coffee machine will be broken for at least 2 hours.