AGENDA 2022-02

I. Introduction
By the Elders' Council, we welcome you to the annual gathering of the most enlightened minds in the land. Today's agenda will cover the most pressing matters of our time.

II. Item 1: The Great Cheese Conspiracy

We will address the growing concerns about the alleged plot to hoard the world's supply of artisanal gouda. Evidence will be presented, and a vote will be taken to determine the course of action.

III. Item 2: The New Coffee Machine

Note: I've included the subpage link for the "Cheese Conspiracy" item as per the rules.