Important Things to Discuss Today
1. Inflating the Office Chair Budget 2. Mandatory Friday Afternoon Napping Schedule 3. The Importance of Proper Donut Placement 4. New Policy for Wearing Pajamas at WorkDiscussion of how to increase the budget for new office chairs to accommodate the growing number of butt-printing incidents.
Subitem: Consider partnering with local print shops for bulk discounts.
1.1. Negotiating with Printers 1.2. Buying in Bulk (and also getting free samples)Discussion of the importance of allowing employees to recharge and prevent mid-day burnout.
Subitem: Consider partnering with local sleep specialists for on-site consultations.
2.1. The Science of Napping 2.2. Creating a Nap Schedule for Maximum EfficiencyDiscussion of how to ensure optimal donut distribution and enjoyment throughout the office.
Subitem: Consider implementing a Donut Rotation Schedule to prevent donut fatigue.
3.1. Donut Placement Strategies 3.2. Donut Taste Testing and EvaluationDetailed discussion of the pros and cons of allowing pajama-wearing in the office.
Subitem: Consider implementing a Pajama-Wearing Committee to ensure consistency and decorum.
4.1. Pajama-Wearing Etiquette 4.2. Pajama-Wearing Policy Enforcement