Meeting Agenda: Renovations Phase 3 Committee - DECREE

Today's meeting will be held in a cramped, windowless conference room with a faint scent of stale air.

Items to be discussed:

• Item 1: The color scheme for the new break room.
• Item 2: The implementation of a new, highly inefficient coffee machine.
• Item 3: The mysterious scratching sound in the ceiling vent.

Agenda items not on the agenda:

• The meaning of life
• The best way to eat a Reese's Pieces without getting chocolate on your shirt
• The optimal way to use a stapler

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