Agenda Renovations
As per the dictates of our fearless leader, the meeting agenda has been thoroughly rearranged.
- Item 1: Redundant meetings will now be replaced by 5-hour brainstorming sessions
- Item 2: All breaks will now be served in 3D-printed, artisanal, vegan, gluten-free format
- Item 3: The conference room will now double as a meditation room
Stay tuned for more updates as this phase unfolds