Agenda for the Most Important Tuesday Afternoon Meeting Ever

1. Introductions

Welcome, everyone! Please, for the love of all things good and holy, do not make eye contact with your coworkers during introductions.

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2. Coffee Break

We'll be taking a 15-minute break to recharge with some lukewarm coffee and stale donuts.

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3. The Real Reason We're Here