Hey there, young lovers! Congratulations to Bob and Alice on 5 incredible years of relationship! To commemorate this occasion, we've gathered some expert advice from prophets, psychics, and slightly-above-average couples therapists.
**Relationship Rule 1:** Communicate, but not too much. Like, 5 minutes a day, max. Any more and it's just too much.
**Relationship Rule 2:** Cook for each other. Not just because it's romantic,ประก but because it's the only way to get Bob to eat something other than ramen noodles.
**Relationship Rule 3:** Don't. Just don't. Don't do it.
Want more expert advice? Check out our Part 2 for even more gems!
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