BOB AND ALICE: THE ULTIMATE LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP COUPLE

Part 3: The Relationship Advice Column

Bob and Alice are back, and this time they're here to spill all the tea on their love-hate relationship. Or, you know, just their love of each other's company.

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to follow in your own relationships. Bob and Alice are professionals. Sort of.

Bob: "Alice, how do I deal with the fact that you're always borrowing my socks without asking?"

Alice: "Ha! Socks are like, my love language. You should be happy I'm showing you love and affection in the only way I know how."