Code-Bingo Rules Explained

Rule 1: The Code Must Be Written in a Style That's Only Slightly More Legible than Obsidian

Any code submitted for Code-Bingo must be written in a language that's only a little bit more understandable than the codebase of our beloved, ancient, mystical, and totally-not-abandoned project "Obsidian".

Rule 2: At Least One Variable Must Be Named After a Cartoon Character

Yes, you heard that right. One variable, at least, must be named after a beloved cartoon character. We're looking at you, SpongeBob, Bugs, and especially Bart.

Learn more about variable naming conventions.

Rule 3: The Codebase Must Contain Exactly 17 Comments Written in ALL CAPS

We're not kidding. Exactly 17 comments in ALL CAPS are required. Don't @#$%^&*() try to cheat, because our Code-Bingo overlords will be watching.

Understand the reasoning behind this rule.

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