Agenda:
- 5:00 PM - Arrival and awkward small talk
- 5:15 PM - Forged-in-steel smiles and backhanded compliments
- 6:00 PM - Dinner, served with a side of existential dread
- 7:30 PM - Group photo shoot, where everyone looks like they'd rather be anywhere else
- 9:00 PM - "Let's catch up!" and "How was the meeting?"
Don't forget to bring:
- Forced enthusiasm
- Your best "I'm listening!" face
- A willingness to pretend you care
Other meeting-related pages:
View our meeting minutes from past anniversaries:
Meeting Minutes 1.0 | Meeting Minutes 2.0