Confidential Love Potion No. 9

For those seeking to reignite the spark in their relationship, we have concocted a secret blend of love-enhancing ingredients.

• 1 cup Unrequited Love (available at your local florist)
• 1/2 cup Unconditional Affection (comes in 2 oz vials, sold exclusively at Love's Fancy Shop)
• 1/4 teaspoon Sincere Sentiment
• A pinch of Whiskers (a dash of whimsy, available at the Fancy Feline Emporium)

Shake well, then serve. Serves 2. Enjoy.

Or don't.